im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
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