My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
i just realized that the oil change sticker on my windshield is a day before the last time i had sex. I've driven exactly 10500 miles since.
you need to get laid.. and an oil change.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
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