Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
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She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
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I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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