READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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