Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
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Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
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its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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