did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
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if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
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My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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