Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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