Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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