trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
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He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
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Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
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