remember when u banged some random dude twice in the back restaurant room of the bar i work at with customers still there? and woke up with an enormous highschool-sized hickey this morning? no big deal.
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
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He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
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Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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