Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
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we'll go far in life on tits alone.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
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The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
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