She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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