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you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
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