I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
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I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
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me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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