My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
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