She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
high people should be assigned attendants
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
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