dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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