we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
Randomize
