It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
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he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
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I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
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i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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