hotel room ftw
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
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Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
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He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
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