My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
