So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
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Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
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well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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