I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
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You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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