Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
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