how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
People with herpes should wear stickers.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
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I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
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He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
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