I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
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I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
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I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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