I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
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