If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
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