New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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