I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
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He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
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think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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