So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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