i think i have herpe
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
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She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
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My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
My mom is lecturing me about 'invaluable housekeeping skills' while I google 'cocktails involving gin' on my phone. I can feel the generational gap looming in her silent judgment of my choices.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.