So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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