D3 body, D1 cock
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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