I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
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I take back everything I said about communal showers
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
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i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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