Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
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