Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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