so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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