your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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