i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
Randomize