She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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