I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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