Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
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