can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
Randomize
