Already got asked if we're dating
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
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"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
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Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
Welcome aboard the S.S. struggle. I'll be your captain for today's voyage and Jeremy is your first mate. Just sit back and relax while we navigate the seas of drunken regret. Your forecast for the day is violently hungover with a chance of "shit, that really did happen!"
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