i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
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