Its about making memories worth repressing
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
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