So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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