No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
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