Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
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