I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
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We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
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Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
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