I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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