omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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