This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
Google Maps needs to have a hungover setting. That bitch talks too loud and all I want is breakfast tacos & a bloody fucking mary.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
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