its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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