It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
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We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
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I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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