Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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