Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Randomize
