Where is the hickey?
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
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Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
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Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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