Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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