i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
foreskin is a definite game changer
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I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
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He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
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